Villains and bugs have one thing in common: their intrinsic evilness. But do you ever wonder what kind of pest your favorite villain would be if he or she were in a bug movie? From comic book characters to children’s movies, here’s a breakdown of a few villains and the types of bugs they most identify with.
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If you were to pause and think about how many bugs are in show business, you would realize that you made the wrong career choice and start Googling “insect talent agent.” Whether it’s as your conscience personified or as your phobia relived, insects find a way to make it onto the silver screen. Below, we’ve made a list of films with the most memorable insects for you to enjoy. Read more
Celebrities are like bugs in a lot of ways. Mainly because they exist whether we like it or not. If you’re dying to see which insect best fits the hottest celebrities, below we have a list of stars stirring up the latest Hollywood buzz – all pun intended.
Black Widows get a bad reputation because they’re deadly. Angelina got a bad reputation for wearing a vile of blood around her neck, which I’m sure she sucked out using her tiny spider fangs. Additionally, spiders can have up to 1,000 babies at a time. I don’t think Angelina is there yet, but she’s awfully close.
Like Mr. Cricket, I would listen to any life advice Morgan Freeman offered me. And even though we’ve never met, I trust his judgement. I also think he’s encouraged a little wooden puppet to become a real boy just by suggesting it.
Praying Mantises lure in their mate and once they’ve gotten what they wanted from the mate, they bite their heads off. Sounds a lot like a feminist millionaire with a squad of super model friends. Also, I feel like if I ever saw Taylor Swift crouch down, she’d look a lot like a Praying Mantis.
Honestly, he just looks like a human-sized earthworm to me. Like, if an earthworm miraculously turned human, it would have a lead role in Boardwalk Empire.
Ladybugs are some of the cutest bugs out there, but I get the feeling that if you were ever to speak with one, they’d be really sassy. I get that same feeling about Maggie Smith. She’s incredibly brilliant and sweet and old, but she could put you on blast without batting a giant blue eye.
Cockroaches are incredibly resilient. In fact, they can live several days without their heads. Because of this, cockroaches are difficult to get rid of, as is Kanye West. I actually think I saw a cockroach the other day, wearing Yeezy clothing and advertising its excessive debt.
At Apple Pest Control, we’re no stranger to snakes. While the majority of the snakes we encounter are not venomous, it’s never a bad idea to have a gameplan if you happen to stumble upon a serpent.
Let’s be honest, most people are terrified of spiders.
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